Pamela's profilePam's spacePhotosBlogListsMore ![]() | Help |
|
|
September 11 joke'senjoy hahahaha....i did
What is the difference between a sin and a shame?
Its a sin ti stick it in and a shame to pull it out..
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male one female.
The female egg say's "Look,I've got a crack"
No good tellin me" replie's the male egg" Im not hard yet...
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Why dont they have toilet paper in KFC?
Because it's finger lickin good...
xxxxxxxxxxxx
What does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman's legs??
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.....
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 26 SMILESmile and the world smile's with you...
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Smile and make ppl wonder what your smileing at..
heart'sIt's sad when people you know
become people you knew
when you can walk right past
like they were never
a big part of your life
How you used to be able
to talk for hour's
Now you can barely even look at them
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
You can take my heart
in the palm of your hand's
Fool me once...
But you will never ..
Play me for a fool twice....
xxxxxxxxxxxxx August 24 make of it what you wilI 've screwed up pretty badly,And I don't know what to say. My only option, sadly, Seems to be to go away. Only your forgiveness will Restore this love gone cold; Redeem a lovely friendship You and I might have and hold. July 13 poemI wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away,
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the wave's washed it away,
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay. April 12 hahahahaWoman with Attitude! I shave my legs, Don't go to a barber, I can balance the checkbook, My beauty's a masterpiece, I don't drive in circles I never forget I don't watch movies I won't lose my hair, Don't say to your friends, Flowers are okay, I don't have a problem Don't call me a girl, April 01 haha funnyTwo beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Two lovely hips to increase his desire, Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. March 29 PoemSitting here lookin at the mountain range so vast so high so free head needs to turn to take it all in the beauty the peace i love this scenery
Yet through all its glory it feels so lonely Something is missing it is not complete
My eyes have opened now i can see i may love this scenery
But now i know the only place i want to be is any place with thee March 26 fav song word'sYou March 21 LOVER'SA special dinner, March 17 BOOBSOh I wish I had boobs that would wobble Sure boobs of my size have their merit And I'm not one to seek much attention But I sure envy big breasted women Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly There's questions that need to be answered Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning Well you can see I've a lot to consider And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me March 16 MANThe Perfect Man The perfect man is gentle The perfect man loves children The perfect man loves cooking The perfect man is sweet He has never made you cry sooooo funnyShe whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore. It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!! March 14 smile
Lovely, smile a little don't let the world get you down Lovely, smile a little get rid of that disgusting frown Lovely, smile a little let the sunshine fill your heart Lovely, smile a little don't let the tough times tear you apart Lovely, smile a little or at least smile for me Lovely, smile a little its your happiness I want to see Lovely, smile a little Lovely, smile a little No, Lovely, smile a lot. March 10 There is no wayThere is no way
That i can say
Ill love you more and more each day
The best i'll do
Is promise you
We'll have some FUN before we're through!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX March 03 HmmmmmmmHello peep's
Well today has been a funny sort of day
I woke up in a good mood
took the kid's to school
came home.
Before you know it...
its time to pick em up again.
So i was in a good mood....but now im pullin my hair out...lol.....
they come in and start arguin over the tv...ARGHHHHHH...
so i think i will just sit here in my lill corner
HMMMMMMM...maybe not...lol...
might just go to my room instead
Anyway thats it from me
TTFN
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX February 29 POEMComforting Angel's
XXXXXXXXXXX
An angel kissed my tear's away
today when i was sad
I wasnt felling quite myself
my day had been so bad
I felt a warmth brush by me
that quickly dried my tear's
A gentle,kind and loveing touch
that seemed to hold me near
Immediatly, i felt so much better
and the day seemed brighter to
I guess thats just the way you feel
when an angel comfort's you.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX February 27 poemsIf i could take your trouble's
I would toss them into the sea,
But all these thing's im finding
Are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a river fair,
But let me be what i know best,
A friend thats alway's there.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
If wild my breast and sore my pride
I bask in dream's of suicide,
If cold my heart and high my head,
I think how lucky are the DEAD.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I walked beside the evening sea,
And dreamed a dream that could not be.
The waves that plunged along the shore,
Said only: Dreamer, dream no more.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX February 24 so funnyThere once was a man from Madras
With testicles made of spun glass
When he rubbed then together,
They played "stormy weather "
And lightning shot out of his ASS
XXXXXXXXX
A lady who live's in Madras
Has a truly magnificent Ass.
It is not round and pink,
As you probably think,
But is grey, has long ear's, and eats grass
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX PoemFOREVER
Forever is the strangest thing
It's shorter than you think.
It start's at any time you like,
And end's in a wink.
You can forever be: right now
Is just as good as then.
The moment is quite all there is,
No matter where or when.
The moment is eternity,
And now is just a dream.
We see our live's in future's past,
But thats just how thing's seem.
Beyond the motion of the mind,
Is something that is true.
As awesome as the universe,
As small as me and you
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
|
|
|