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    September 11

    joke's

    enjoy hahahaha....i did
     
    What is the difference between a sin and a shame?
    Its a sin ti stick it in and a shame to pull it out..
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    Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male one female.
    The female egg say's "Look,I've got a crack"
    No good tellin me" replie's the male egg" Im not hard yet...
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    Why dont they have toilet paper in KFC?
    Because it's finger lickin good...
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    What does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman's legs??
    A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.....
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    August 26

    SMILE

    Smile and the world smile's with you...
     
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    Smile and make ppl wonder what your smileing at..
     
     

    heart's

    It's sad when people you know
    become people you knew
    when you can walk right past
    like they were never
    a big part of your life
    How you used to be able
    to talk for hour's
    Now you can barely even look at them
     
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    You can take my heart
    in the palm of your hand's
    Fool me once...
    But you will never ..
    Play me for a fool twice....
     
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    August 24

    make of it what you wil

    I've screwed up pretty badly,
    And I don't know what to say.
    My only option, sadly,
    Seems to be to go away.
    Only your forgiveness will
    Restore this love gone cold;
    Redeem a lovely friendship
    You and I might have and hold.

    July 13

    poem

    I wrote your name in the sky,
    but the wind blew it away,
    I wrote your name in the sand,
    but the wave's washed it away,
    I wrote your name in my heart,
    and forever it will stay.
    April 12

    hahahaha

    Woman with Attitude!

    I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee
    And I can justify
    Any shopping spree.

    Don't go to a barber,
    But a beauty salon
    Can get a massage
    Without a hard-on

    I can balance the checkbook,
    Can pump my own gas
    Can talk to my friends
    About the size of my ass.

    My beauty's a masterpiece,
    And yes, it takes long.
    At least I can admit to others
    When I'm wrong.

    I don't drive in circles
    At any cost,
    And I don't have a problem
    Admitting I'm lost.

    I never forget
    An important date
    You just gotta deal with it,
    I'm usually late

    I don't watch movies
    With lots of gore
    Don't need instant replay
    To remember the score.

    I won't lose my hair,
    I don't get jock itch,
    And just cause I'm assertive,
    Don't call me a bitch.

    Don't say to your friends,
    Oh yeah, I can get her
    In your dreams, my dear,
    I can do better!

    Flowers are okay,
    But jewelry's best.
    Would you look at my face,
    Not at my chest!

    I don't have a problem
    With expressing my feelings
    I know when you're lying,
    You look at the ceiling.

    Don't call me a girl,
    A babe or a chick.
    I am a WOMAN,
    Get it, you prick?! *

    April 01

    haha funny

    Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
    Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender

    Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
    And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

    Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
    Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

    Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
    And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

    Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
    And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

    'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
    Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing
    .

    March 29

    Poem

    Sitting here lookin at the mountain range

    so vast so high so free

    head needs to turn to take it all in

    the beauty the peace

    i love this scenery

     

    Yet through all its glory

    it feels so lonely

    Something is missing

    it is not complete

     

    My eyes have opened

    now i can see

    i may love this scenery

     

    But now i know

    the only place i want to be

    is any place with thee

    March 26

    fav song word's

    You
    Do you remember me like I remember you
    Do you spend your life going back in your mind to that time

    Coz i
    I walk the streets alone I hate being on my own
    And everyone can see that I really fell and I'm going through hell
    Thinking about you was somebody else

    Somebody wants you
    Somebody needs you
    Somebody dreams about you every single night
    Somebody can't breathe without you it's lonely
    Somebody hopes I won't think you will see
    That somebody's me
    That somebody's me

    How
    How did we go wrong
    It was so good and now it's gone
    Then I pray at night
    That our passing will cross
    What we had is a lost
    Coz you're always you're here in my thoughts

    Somebody wants you
    Somebody needs you
    Somebody dreams about you every single night
    Somebody can't breathe without you it's lonely
    Somebody hopes that someday you will see
    That somebody's me oh yeah

    You'll always be in my life
    Even if I'm not in your life
    It's in my memory

    Now when you remember me
    And before you set me free
    Oh listen please

    Somebody wants you
    Somebody needs you
    Somebody dreams about you every single night
    Somebody can't breathe without you it's lonely
    Somebody hopes that someday you will see
    That somebody's me
    (Yeaaheeyeeh)
    Somebody's me
    Somebody's me
    Somebody's me

    March 21

    LOVER'S

    A special dinner,
    That's what he set out to do.
    To show her how special she was,
    To show her his love was true.

    A candle light dinner,
    He made for them to eat.
    Looking deep into her eyes,
    Their souls did meet.

    After they ate dinner,
    To the couch they did retire.
    Curled up together with a movie,
    And the sweet glow of a fire.

    So relaxed and content,
    A feeling of heavenly bliss.
    On the back of her neck,
    He placed a sweet soft kiss.

    It sent a shiver down her spine,
    And she turned and held him tight.
    Whispering softly in his ear,
    Make love to me all night.

    He said I'll be right back,
    As he got up off the couch.
    Into his bedroom he went,
    Then pulled out a pouch.

    He pulled out rose pedals,
    And laid them all over the bed.
    Hundreds of rose pedals,
    White, yellow, pink and red.

    Around the room,
    Candle after candle he did light.
    Making a soft glow in the room,
    That flicked in the night.

    He went to the couch,
    And took her by the hand.
    She glowed like the full moon,
    As she got off the couch to stand.

    He walked behind her down the hall,
    With his hands he covered her eyes.
    So she couldnt see anything,
    Especially the candle and rose pedal surprise.

    When they got to the door,
    He let her see the surprise.
    It took away her breath,
    She just couldnt believe her eyes.

    He took her by the hand,
    And softly kissed her lips.
    He pulled her close to him,
    And up her arm he ran his fingertips.

    The two made love all night,
    The two became one.
    Desire and passion so hot,
    As hot as a noon sun.

    The sweat of their bodies,
    Glistened in the candle light.
    Collapsing in each others arms,
    Somewhere in the middle of the night.

    They curled up together,
    Holding her all so tight.
    With the glow of the candles,
    As the lovers nightlight.

    Laying next to her,
    He rubbed her back with his hand.
    Just laying there looking at her,
    As she drifted off to dream land.

    He woke her the next morning,
    With coffee for her in his hand.
    His beautiful sweet lover,
    The Princess of his land.

    March 17

    BOOBS

    Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble
    Mine just stay still in one place
    In the breast hall of fame
    You won't see my name
    For my boobs there would be a disgrace

    Sure boobs of my size have their merit
    They're easy to fit with a bra
    And when I go for a dip
    You won't see one slip…out
    They stay put…just where they are

    And I'm not one to seek much attention
    So you won't find me strutting about
    In a boob tube that's trying
    by gravity defying
    to leave no room, not even for doubt

    But I sure envy big breasted women
    I've seen them at parties you know
    With all confidence thrust
    In their mighty big bust
    Entrancing the men as they go

    Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy
    That it's not all it's cracked up to be
    She says in frustration
    "Try to hold conversation
    When there's only two things a guy sees"

    Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them
    To, say thirty-six b or c
    Would they still look so natural
    And could I class them as collateral
    Sorta like home improvements on me

    Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly
    I've done quite a bit of research
    As I try to keep abreast
    In my mammary quest
    I've found there's a bit to be learned

    There's questions that need to be answered
    Like cleavage, how wide and how deep
    I can have nipples bigger
    But somehow I figured
    That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep

    Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome
    I'd buy a bright red bathing suit
    On the beach I would run
    In slow motion for fun
    To show off my best attribute

    Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity
    There's much I'd aspire to do
    I could feed many babies
    When I was lactating
    And for convenience, I could offer drive-thru

    In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning
    They could 'see' if they had it too low
    And if I stood outside
    My breasts pumped up with pride
    Police'd use me to stop traffic flow

    Well you can see I've a lot to consider
    For the big plunge, I need some more time
    So I'll keep you updated
    But for now they're just fated
    To stay as they are for a while

    And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me
    For he loves each and every little…bit
    He says "stay as you are
    You're the most beautiful by far"
    As he gazes into my eyes…not my tits

    March 16

    MAN

    The Perfect Man

    The perfect man is gentle
    never cruel or mean
    he has a beautiful smile
    and he keeps his face so clean

    The perfect man loves children
    and will raise them by your side
    he will be a good father
    and good husband to his bride

    The perfect man loves cooking
    cleaning and vaccuuming too
    he'lldo anything to convey
    his feelings of love to you

    The perfect man is sweet
    writing poetry from your name
    he's a best friend to your mother
    and kisses away your pain

    He has never made you cry
    or hurt you in any way......
    OH SCREW THIS STUPID POEM............
    THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!!!!

    sooooo funny

    She whispered "will it hurt me?"
    "Of course not" answered he
    "It's a very simple process,
    You can rely on me."
     
    She said "I'm very frightened,
    I've not had this before.
    My friend has had it five times
    And said it can be sore.
     
    It was growing rather painful
    Tears formed in her eyes
    It was hurting quite a bit now
    It must have been a size.
     
    "Calm yourself" he whispered
    "His face filled with a grin
    "Try and open wider
    So I can get it in."
     
    "It's coming now" he whispered
    "I know" she cried in bliss
    Feeling it deep within her now
    She said "I am glad I'm having this."
     
    And with a final effort
    She gave a frightened shout
    He gripped it in anguish
    And quickly pulled it out
     
    She lay back quite contended
    Sighed and gave a smile
    She said "I'm glad I came now
    You made it worth my while."
     
    Now if you read this carefully
    The dentist you will find
    Is not what you imagined
    It's just your dirty mind!!
    March 14

    smile

    Lovely, smile a little
    don't let the world get you down
    Lovely, smile a little
    get rid of that disgusting frown
    Lovely, smile a little
    let the sunshine fill your heart
    Lovely, smile a little
    don't let the tough times tear you apart
    Lovely, smile a little
    or at least smile for me
    Lovely, smile a little
    its your happiness I want to see
    Lovely, smile a little
    Lovely, smile a little
    No, Lovely,
    smile a lot.

    March 10

    There is no way

    There is no way
    That i can say
    Ill love you more and more each day
     
    The best i'll do
    Is promise you
    We'll have some FUN before we're through!
     
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    March 03

    Hmmmmmmm

    Hello peep's
     
    Well today has been a funny sort of day
    I woke up in a good moodOpen-mouthed for a change..lol..
    took the kid's to school
    came home.
     
    Before you know it...
    its time to pick em up again.
     
    So i was in a good mood....but now im pullin my hair out...lol.....
    they come in and start arguin over the tv...ARGHHHHHH...
    so i think i will just sit here in my lill corner
     
    HMMMMMMM...maybe not...lol...
    might just go to my room instead
     
    Anyway thats it from me
    TTFN
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    February 29

    POEM

    Comforting Angel's
     
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    An angel kissed my tear's away
    today when i was sad
     
    I wasnt felling quite myself
    my day had been so bad
     
    I felt a warmth brush by me
    that quickly dried my tear's
     
    A gentle,kind and loveing touch
    that seemed to hold me near
     
    Immediatly, i felt so much better
    and the day seemed brighter to
     
    I guess thats just the way you feel
    when an angel comfort's you.
     
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    February 27

    poems

     
     
    If i could take your trouble's
    I would toss them into the sea,
    But all these thing's im finding
    Are impossible for me.
    I cannot build a mountain
    Or catch a river fair,
    But let me be what i know best,
    A friend thats alway's there.
     
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    If wild my breast and sore my pride
    I bask in dream's of suicide,
    If cold my heart and high my head,
    I think how lucky are the DEAD.
     
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    I walked beside the evening sea,
    And dreamed a dream that could not be.
    The waves that plunged along the shore,
    Said only: Dreamer, dream no more.
     
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    February 24

    so funny

    There once was a man from Madras
    With testicles made of spun glass
    When he rubbed then together,
    They played "stormy weather "
    And lightning shot out of his ASS
     
     
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    A lady who live's in Madras
    Has a truly magnificent Ass.
    It is not round and pink,
    As you probably think,
    But is grey, has long ear's, and eats grass
     
     
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    Poem

    FOREVER
     
    Forever is the strangest thing
    It's shorter than you think.
    It start's at any time you like,
    And end's in a wink.
     
    You can forever be: right now
    Is just as good as then.
    The moment is quite all there is,
    No matter where or when.
     
    The moment is eternity,
    And now is just a dream.
    We see our live's in future's past,
    But thats just how thing's seem.
     
    Beyond the motion of the mind,
    Is something that is true.
    As awesome as the universe,
    As small as me and you
     
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